Saturday, May 16, 2009

Oh yes its another mid life victim

Greetings to all and welcome to my blog. I'm now into that zone where sensibilities should be someone elses problem. Any hoo first rant is about 5 star hotels, so swish, hot and cold running maids, butlers, monkey's, unsustainable menu's, oversized, bathrooms, t.v's, dvd's, mp3's, laptops...can you guess where this going...no feckin kettles!

Tea - The chinese invented it, the indian's embraced it, the slopes of Sri Lanka are draped in its maginificent green coat and its probably the most popular drink on earth BUT can you settle down to one of the most satisfying drinks, that shouldn't be taxed in anyway, in the plushness of your gold gilted bedroom with view across some heavenly corner...NO! So as a first time blogger and a serial ranter please oh please can we please have a kettle in our bedroom.

Love Capn P.

6 comments:

  1. This was at Emirates Palace? Weird..I guess they wanted to charge you 4o dhs per cup ;)

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  2. And the rest...10 o 10 for uber chic but its the little things that stick. Welcome to the rant!

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  3. Cute profile pic - very Captain P. :) And you don't suck at all!!! Happy ranting!

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  4. Well at least you had fabulous company!love from the welsh dragon...heres to the next 11 years. My blodyn tatws x

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  5. What is an "unsustainable menu"?

    Was 'logging' an option for starter?

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  6. Are you going to start a lumberjacking rant, dont start on norweigan blue's. Go Eurovision!

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